- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

I like your hair

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

My life

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