What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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