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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

girls basketball

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

A horse walked into a barn...

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

69.... is a number

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Poop.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

my names jim haha

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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