Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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