Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Goat balls.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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to see a bad joke look above

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Diana and victoria

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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