- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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