Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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I like your hair

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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French people.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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9/11.

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