What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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who farted i did :]

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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A black succeeds

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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