What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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French people.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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A scottish man having fun

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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