Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Women's rights.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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I can't see my forehead

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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