whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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women's rights

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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9/11.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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