Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Kim Kardashian.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Women's Rights

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Where to, sir? Forward.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Women's Rights...

I Love Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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