Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Anti Joke

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