how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Kim Kardashian.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Women's Rights

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

I like your hair

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Where to, sir? Forward.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

I Love Hitler.

Women's Rights...

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

My life

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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