Women's Rights...

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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