What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Kim Kardashian.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Women's Rights...

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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