guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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women's rights

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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hi bye

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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