Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Anti Joke

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