Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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