How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Goat balls.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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