what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I like your hair

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Women's Rights...

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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45.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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