What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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French people.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Chuck Norris died.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Female Athletics

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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