- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A man walks into a bar.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

I got shot, you laughed

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Women's Rights

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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