Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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