Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What didn't last long? You in the bed

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

I like your hair

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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