Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Hair

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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