It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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your mom

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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