What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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