what do u call a black person a black person dehh

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

French people.

Military intelligence.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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