how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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William Raines.

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The Mets win the World Series

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penis

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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