whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A man walks into a bar.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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i have cancer

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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