- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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your moms so fat she has kankles

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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