Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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My life

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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France never surrender.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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