How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A fish walks into a bar

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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