- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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