- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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