- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Women's rights.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

I got shot, you laughed

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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