While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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youre gay

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Popsicles

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Women rights..

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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