How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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mitt romney

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Ben is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Goat balls.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Anti Joke

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