What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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9/11.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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