What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Women's rights.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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