What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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