Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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