Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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women's rights

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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