An Amish walks into Best Buy

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Netball.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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