What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Goat balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

BIG PENIS

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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