- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

How Long is a Chinese man.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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