What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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I got shot, you laughed

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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