- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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