Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Scott

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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does this look unsure to you?

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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your fat

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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