- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Women's rights.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

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