Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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