There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Women's rights

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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