A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Popsicles

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Canada

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Like my status for a tbh?

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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