What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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I love you very much.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Carlton

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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