Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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BIG PENIS

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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An antijoke

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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