BIG PENIS

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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