- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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