What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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I got shot, you laughed

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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A man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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