What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Knock knock, come in.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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