Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Carlton

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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