What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Winking at old people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Women's rights.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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hahaha

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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