What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Women's rights.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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NEVER

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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