Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Like my status for a tbh?

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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An antijoke

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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to see a bad joke look above

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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