- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Women's rights.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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