What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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