Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

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