One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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