- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

George W. Bush

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

I love you.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Roses are red Violets are blue

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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