Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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William Raines.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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dildo

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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