What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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I love you very much.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Oh...okay, good.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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