Mmmmmmm Lemons

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Guess what? SHADAP

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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poop.........

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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son, you're adopted.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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mitt romney

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Black people are innocent.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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