Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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DERP

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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balls in ya mouf

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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