What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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1+1= 69

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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the cow goes moo

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Anti Joke

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