why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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France never surrender.

What's 6+2? 16

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

I have no joke. u mad?

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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