One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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