What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Turtles

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

If life hands you lemons Take them

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Dallas Cowboys

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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You.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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