What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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