- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

I like to eat.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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