What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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knock knock you may come in

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Kenny G

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Kim Kardashian.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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