how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Potato salad

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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women's rights

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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blubber vaginass CC

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