- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Dani Barton = Stupid

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What is a dog? Bark

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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