How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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