Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Anti jokes are funny

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Your mom.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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