How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Kate

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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