Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

minorities

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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