apple pie.

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You.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Womens rights.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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