- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

A black man says "ask" correctly.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Hitler

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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