How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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A joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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blubber vaginass CC

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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William Raines.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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