- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What's 9 +10 19

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

minorities

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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