What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Gay rights

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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P0P T4Rt

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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CHEEZECAKE

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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