Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

I Love Hitler.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

I have no joke. u mad?

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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