Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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the cow goes moo

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womens rights

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Kenny G

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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knock knock you may come in

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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