What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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