why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

your moms so fat she has kankles

thumb_up thumb_down +23

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

thumb_up thumb_down +21

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Steering Wheel Face.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A man walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Asians...

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops