I love you.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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I like jokes.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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