Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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NEVER

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Obama

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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live babies

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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