A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Womens rights.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Religion

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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