- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

I have no joke. u mad?

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

CHEEZECAKE

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What did the snake say to the rat?

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

I hate you.

Winking at old people

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

So this blonde walks into a library.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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