Jess Burns

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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