how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Obama

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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