Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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balls in ya mouf

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm Spartacus

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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CHEEZECAKE

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Anti Joke

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