What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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make me a sandwich!

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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