Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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I love you very much.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Jess Burns

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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