What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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