Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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your all shit at jokes

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Laura Pratz..

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blubber vaginass CC

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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I have no joke. u mad?

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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what color is blue? green

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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wanna hear a joke? no

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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