whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

theres a fat guy

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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