- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

American healthcare.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Nickelback

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

What's 1+1? 4.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What is a dog? Bark

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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