- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

I'm Spartacus

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

Knock knock, come in.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

CHEEZECAKE

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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