A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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knock knock go away

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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You.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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