whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Ben is gay

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What what In the butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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