A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Women rights..

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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An antijoke

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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