What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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I can't see my forehead

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Carlton

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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