- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What's 1+1? 4.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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