What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Kenny G

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Global Warming.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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9/11.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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