What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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knock knock go away

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George W. Bush

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DERP

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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