Two Jews walk in a bar...

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Canada

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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