What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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