A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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