- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Chuck Norris died.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

apple pie.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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