How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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You.

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women's rights

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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make me a sandwich!

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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son, you're adopted.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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