There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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womens rights

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Ruller

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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A fish walks into a bar

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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