- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Women's rights.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

i have aids and a chode

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What's big? Jupiter.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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