There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Women's rights

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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American healthcare.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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