What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Well, this is fun.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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