How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Scott

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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