Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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I hate you.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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I can't see my forehead

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Lockerbie bombing

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Freedom of Speech

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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