Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Aodhan Hearty

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Kenny G

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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