- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

knock knock whos there .. derp

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

The jets are a good team..

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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