- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Ruller

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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