Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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why did the chicken cross the road

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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