How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What's 9 +10 19

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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I got shot, you laughed

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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