Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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ASSCHEEKS

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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son, you're adopted.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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