What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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The Aristocrats

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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