- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

The jets are a good team..

Dani Barton = Stupid

Women's rights.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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