yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

French people.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Men's rights

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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