whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Laura Pratz..

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Hi my name is Bob

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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