Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Black people are innocent.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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