Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Oliver's friends

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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American healthcare.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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