How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Dani Barton = Stupid

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Look at your hand. Made you look!

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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