- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Oh...okay, good.

Jess Burns

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Scott

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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