Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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