- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

I like to eat.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Obama

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What's 9 +10 19

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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