Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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You.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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guess what?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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