Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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