What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why Because

What's red and silly? A blood clot

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

What's 9 +10 19

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What's big? Jupiter.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A fish walks into a bar

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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