Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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I hate you.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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A man buys free health care...

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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A black man killed someone

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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