Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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I got shot, you laughed

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Kenny G

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Nickelback

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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