Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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William Raines.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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black people. that is all...

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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dildo

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I hate you.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Anti Joke

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