If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Jess Burns

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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The government makes a good decision

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Lacrosse

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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