Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Lockerbie bombing

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the cow goes moo

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Your mom.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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