What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Ruller

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Women's rights.

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The WNBA.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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