What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Shit.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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jgkbk,mn

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Ruller

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Women's rights.

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The WNBA.

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