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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

your fat

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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