How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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