Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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69.... is a number

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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