barack osama

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

josh simpson has cancer

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

I won the game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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