Rick Perry.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Women's rights.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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penis

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black people. that is all...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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