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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

A scottish man having fun

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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