how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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You.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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hi bye

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ASSCHEEKS

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Hair

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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