What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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45.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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