Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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