Female Athletics

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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