Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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The Mets win the World Series

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Anti Joke

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