A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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NEVER

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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