A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Military intelligence.

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Asians...

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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