- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Women's rights

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

women's rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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