Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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