- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Kim Kardashian.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Lacrosse

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

noodles

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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