There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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