What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Female Athletics

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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i have cancer

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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I love you.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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