- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

knock knock go away

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Knock Knock Come in.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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