what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Ben is gay

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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