- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Obama

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Chuck Norris died.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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