Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Women's rights

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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