Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

shabalabadingdong JLR

Rick Perry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

No.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Kim Kardashian.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Asians...

Lacrosse

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Female Athletics

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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