How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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45.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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