- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Rick Perry.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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