What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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