Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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