WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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A baby seal walks into a club

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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