A black man killed someone

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Women rights..

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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