The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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I love you.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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