Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Goat balls.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Lacrosse

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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live babies

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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