Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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youre gay

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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womens rights

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Your mom.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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NEVER

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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