- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

So a seal walks into a club...

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Knock Knock Come in!

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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