Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Goat balls.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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