Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Like my status for a tbh?

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Robin, get in the car.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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