Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Your mom.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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