- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Asians...

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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A joke

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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blubber vaginass CC

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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