"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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ASSCHEEKS

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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I love you very much.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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