An antijoke

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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American healthcare.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Dallas Cowboys

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knock knock go away

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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