There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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womens rights

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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