- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

womens rights

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A man walks into a bar.

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