how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Kenny G

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Ruller

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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