Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Laura Pratz..

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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