Kenny G

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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French people.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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balls in ya mouf

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Anti Joke

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