q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Women's rights.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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the cow goes moo

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jgkbk,mn

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Women's rights

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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