Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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An antijoke

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Ruller

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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French people.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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