Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Is Carly smart? No.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Knock knock, come in.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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I like jokes.

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P0P T4Rt

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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