Steering Wheel Face.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Asians...

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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A joke

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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knock knock go away

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DERP

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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