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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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P0P T4Rt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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