Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Carlton

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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