whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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noodles

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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does this look unsure to you?

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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