What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Canada

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Itookasipasoda

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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