- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Jess Burns

Goat balls.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

An iguana walks out of a bar

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What's 9 +10 19

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

No.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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