In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Carlton

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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