How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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