Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Anti Joke

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