A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Ruller

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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American healthcare.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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