some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Kate

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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