My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

A man walks into a bar.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

A man walks into a bar.

who just made fun of katie matt

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Women's rights

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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