Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Kim Kardashian.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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your fat

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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