- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

I have no joke. u mad?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Guess what? Chicken butt

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Got milk? No.

youre gay

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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