Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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9/11.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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