Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Kate

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Women's rights.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Kenny G

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Ruller

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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