Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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P0P T4Rt

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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1+1= 69

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