Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Oh...okay, good.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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