What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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I like to eat.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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knock knock you may come in

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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