i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Dallas Cowboys

knock knock go away

Women's rights

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why did the woman die Because she was old

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

The mets are 3-0 this season

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

I like jokes.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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