Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Women's rights

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Hi my name is Bob

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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ASSCHEEKS

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Hitler

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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