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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

Hitler

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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