So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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An antijoke

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knock knock you may come in

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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